Thursday, March 27, 2014

The Zero Dollar Company

Singaporeans (especially netizens/ commoners) are mostly familiar with the unique brands such as Two Dollar Company/ One Dollar Shop. Today, I shall look down on the zero-branded people at The Zero Dollar Company.

NO Free Lunch - We do not believe in feeding employers not of our same brand/ mentality. As soon as we have any slight indication (you no choice), you will be arrowed to take the next move in the name of cost-cut. Of course, the best timing to give out the bad news/ pink slip is on the same day and before CNY company lunch.

NO Severance - We do not believe in compensating employers with (standard practice) severance pay of 1 month for every year served. As an over-and-above-the-law company (you no choice), you will receive a recession rate of 1 week for every year served. Of course, the best way to get rid of you is to make you free to leave on your own.

NO Loyalty - We do not believe in paying employers any entitled (pro-rated) payment of loyalty shares. As long as the maturity date is not due (you no choice), you will not be rewarded single cent with whatever excuse (even 2 months short of 24 months). Of course, the best option to eat away your loyalty is to make the liability period even longer.

To keep it short and simple, The Zero Dollar Company - Terminate with many NOs.

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